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A Connecticut woman got quite a shock when she went out to investigate a disturbance in her backyard. Alice Woodruff discovered a naked man underneath her rescue pit bull.

In an interview with local station WTNH, Woodruff said, “I thought my dog had killed somebody because I saw a man underneath her. I started to scream. I had a citronella candle and I threw it at him, screaming ‘get off my dog, you have to get out of here.’ He said, ‘No, today is the day we are going to spend the rest of our lives together.’”

She said the man, who she recognized as her neighbor, appeared to be mentally ill as he claimed affiliation with ISIS and that they had sent him. Islamic terrorists have to be messed up in the head to begin with, so that appearance would certainly not provide any relief.

Written by Rick Wells
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